Darting!

A darts match was in process of planning
Bob and Bill were liasing by phone
Three times on consecutive nights
Bill rang Bob in the evening at home.

On the fourth night, Bill was just passing
He knocked on Bob’s door, to personally call
Bob’s wife greeted and invited him in
She shouted to Bob from the hall.

‘It’s Bill,’ she called up the stairs
There followed a long-suffering groan
Then Bob came darting downstairs
Stark naked, he picked up the phone!

		Darting!
		A darts match was in process of planning Bob and Bill were liasing by phone Three times on consecutive nights Bill rang Bob in the evening at home. On the fourth night, Bill was just passing He knocked on Bob’s door, to personally call Bob’s wife greeted and invited him in She shouted to Bob from the hall. ‘It’s Bill,’ she called up the stairs There followed a long-suffering groan Then Bob came darting downstairs Stark naked, he picked up the phone!